Jene and Megan congratulate Jerry for winning his segment of Drop the Mic against Ricki Lake.
We ask Jerry if the rumor is true that his Maserati is for sale.
We have a new sponsor, Turbo Chair, the fastest bannister chair for old people in the world. It has a turbo charged gas engine, and you are required by law to wear a helmet whenever you ride it, even if it from the first to second floor. No longer will you have to creep up the stairs at turtle speed.
Then Jerry wonders: was it a good idea to bomb Syria?
Musical guest: Dan Van Vechten